Voters of The Next Internet Millionaire Threatened with Physical Violence

By Big Jason On June 27, 2007 Under The Next Internet Millionaire

Fellow potential contestants of The Next Internet Millionaire reality show hosted by Joel Comm were outraged when controversial hopeful Jason Develvis hired Sal, The Site Stealer, to hurt voters if they didn't vote for Jason.

This comes after little Jason hired infamous top internet male spokesmodel, Robert Johnson, to do a video revealing the wicked exploits of Jason and his merry band of horny pigs to get people to vote for him.
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNhbfsmsMtc[/video]
When Jason was asked about the controversy by Dallas reporter and expert on free publicity, Jeff Crilley, he told him to shut up and wrap his package!

Fellow potential contestant Jason Henderson was asked about the incident and had the following to say: "I have no idea what the hell is up with Jason Develvis. The guy is obviously smoking crack! What I do know is that I will snap both little Jason and Sal in half."

There you have it folks!

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    June 27, 2007 4:54 AM


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  1. Little Jason
    June 27, 2007
    10:35 am #comment-1

    Blast – foiled again! And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you kids with your pesky big Jason. My pigs and I will be back! Bwahahahahaha

  2. Rachel
    July 1, 2007
    1:59 pm #comment-2

    I’m glad you told me to go back and read this…. hahahahaha.

    Nerds. :)

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