Google Fridge and Bunny Rabbits
January 9, 2008 by Big Jason · 10 Comments
Ever heard of the Google Fridge? Here it is courtesy of Dan Perry and his Google Fridge Giveaway.
What do bunny rabbits have to do with the Google Fridge?
If I win this sweet piece of seo schwag, this is what I'm doing with it.
I'm going to put it in my home office and stock it with fresh:
- carrots
- lettuce
- cabbage
- broccoli
- and other bunny num num
I keep my baby bunny rabbits in a huge "pen" that dominates my office as shown below.
In that picture, my girl is showing that she is the boss bunny while listening to a dan kennedy CD. (Don't ask me!)
With a google fridge I can easily reach in and pick a treat for the wabbits and toss it to them.
The more often my girl bunny, piggly wiggly (the grey one), is fed the better for both me and her little brother, bunkins.
When Piggly is hungry she tries to mount my big toe and show that she is the boss bunny until I feed her again.
So that is why I seriously want to win the google fridge.
May Dan Perry, Tamar Weinberg, Barry Schwartz and Matt McGee never have the unfortunate experience of being mounted by a ravenous rabbit.
off to feed piggly,
big jason
P.S. Don't get the wrong idea bout piggly wiggly. she is cute and cuddly when not trying to mount anyone
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Next Internet Millionaire Producers Hate Bunny Rabbits
July 12, 2007 by Big Jason · 5 Comments
Producers of the upcoming mega-hit reality show The Next Internet Millionaire with host Joel Comm and co-host Heather Vale of Internet Marketing Unwrapped have enraged bunny rabbit lovers everywhere by refusing to allow Jason Henderson (me) to bring his two adorable baby bunny rabbits with him to Colorado for filming. I was the first official contestant announced on their website and talked about my babies in both audition videos, several interviews and featured them in a follow-up video.
Piggly Wiggly and Bunkins had this to say.
Who the hell do they think they are? How can they live with themselves after knowingly separating two baby bunny rabbits from their pappa bunny for two whole weeks. They shall be made to suffer!
Piggly Wiggly, the female bunny of the dynamic duo, then exclaimed.
First thing I'm going to do is mount them like I do my little brother, Bunkins, and show them that I'm the boss bunny. And I'm going to make them listen to a dan kennedy cd while I do it too!
Bunkins then got crazy and said.
They shouldn't make me angry. They won't like me when I'm angry. ahhhh.. errr, grrrrrrrr. BUNNY SMASH!
His big sister, Piggly Wiggly, proceeded to mount him too and said.
Pipe down, pipsqueak! I'm the boss bunny, and I have a better idea.Remember when pappa bunny was watching Hannibal (Silence of the Lambs II), and those guys were training those big, man-eating pigs? We can do the same.
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