Seo ThinkTank 2008 on ShoeMoney

This is my official entry in Jeremy Schoemaker’s Seo ThinkTank 2008 contest. I need to explain what I have to offer the other attendees and why ShoeMoney should shell out over $4k for me to come.

1. I’ve been doing seo for myself and clients since 1996.

2. I kick ass not only in the marketing aspects of seo but the technical side of things as well. I’ve used both to dominate the miva merchant shopping cart space since 1999. Don’t believe my lying ass. Listen to these people. I could have you watching testimonials all day, but here are the top two.

I pissed off one seo so badly they went up to a bruce clay, inc employee at search engine strategies to ask about this one. Its not the greatest quality with the light in his house, but the message is loud and clear.

3. I have zero problem sharing. I have spoken three times at the official Miva Merchant conference on seo and marketing. Two of the sessions have been standing-room only, and I was the only educational session in the main ballroom at the third one because the breakout rooms couldn’t handle the amount of people that wanted to attend my session. An attendee at last year’s event stood up in front of everyone during the seo session and told the three seo panelists to be more like me because it seemed they were pitching and holding back on useful info.

4. I need to meet p4mcakes, that pam chick, a.k.a. Pamela Lund in person instead of just chatting on facebook and tweeting. I’m sure you can appreciate that Jeremy.

5. I’m very opinionated on seo especially when it comes to how search engines handle ecommerce stores i.e. pulled from database, hundreds to thousands of products, etc. So I’m not going to sit there the whole conference and go “uh huh, hmmmm. yeah. sure. exactly. That’s what I think. You’re so right” I’ll be willing to share my opinion on things respectfully.

6. I have a free pass to an affiliate spammer conference here in dallas the same time as thinktank. You should free me and send me to a real conference.

7. i’m a posture expert, and seo people have horrible posture. i’ll help everyone out for free

And there you have it.

big jason
P.S. Choose me or the bunnies will come for you.

P.P.S. Dean Hunt says hey. Had dinner with him at Ruth Chris steakhouse last night in Austin.
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