Next Internet Millionaire Producers Hate Bunny Rabbits
July 12, 2007 by Big Jason
Producers of the upcoming mega-hit reality show The Next Internet Millionaire with host Joel Comm and co-host Heather Vale of Internet Marketing Unwrapped have enraged bunny rabbit lovers everywhere by refusing to allow Jason Henderson (me) to bring his two adorable baby bunny rabbits with him to Colorado for filming. I was the first official contestant announced on their website and talked about my babies in both audition videos, several interviews and featured them in a follow-up video.
Piggly Wiggly and Bunkins had this to say.
Who the hell do they think they are? How can they live with themselves after knowingly separating two baby bunny rabbits from their pappa bunny for two whole weeks. They shall be made to suffer!
Piggly Wiggly, the female bunny of the dynamic duo, then exclaimed.
First thing I'm going to do is mount them like I do my little brother, Bunkins, and show them that I'm the boss bunny. And I'm going to make them listen to a Dan Kennedy cd while I do it too!
Bunkins then got crazy and said.
They shouldn't make me angry. They won't like me when I'm angry. ahhhh.. errr, grrrrrrrr. BUNNY SMASH!
His big sister, Piggly Wiggly, proceeded to mount him too and said.
Pipe down, pipsqueak! I'm the boss bunny, and I have a better idea.Remember when pappa bunny was watching Hannibal (Silence of the Lambs II), and those guys were training those big, man-eating pigs? We can do the same.
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Jason you crack me up haha
Looks like they are living fancy lifestyles!
I’m sorry about the bunny issue
hey laura,
Some say I am a big, funny bunny.
I do spoil them, but how can I not.
Thanks. I will have their picture on my set computer the whole time.
Jason,
That is terrible news!! Such discrimination against bunnies is outrageous.
Anyway if you need someone to bunny sit for you you can drop them off here in WV. Our set up is not as fancy, but at least we do not tolerate persecution of bunnies.
Dan
hey dan,
thanks for the support. piggly wiggly and bunkins thank you as well. I’m flying since the bunnies can’t come, but I’ll keep you in mind for future road trips.
Jason