How Dumb Are People Auditioning for Top Affiliate Challenge?

April 25, 2008 by Big Jason

People auditioning for the Top Affiliate Challenge internet reality show are not only dumb but complete idiots.

You get an automatic spot on the show just for being in the top ten of the audition voting system.

One would think it would be a good idea to team up with someone auditioning for the show that did well in the voting for The Next Internet Millionaire. I hear that the person who was #2 in voting for that show behind youtube celebrity william sledd is auditioning as well.

If that person had personal relationships with people who owned mailings lists in the hundreds of thousands, I would want to work with them even more.

Now throw in two top five google positions for the term "next internet millionaire" and now two top five positions for "top affiliate challenge".

What else could you possibly want from an alliance other than top affiliate challenge video endorsements from kristi frank and george ross of the apprentice and marketing legend dan kennedy not to mention over thirty video endorsements from the next internet millionaire which included over five millionaires and a former guest on Oprah?

If you're one of the dumb people auditioning for the top affiliate challenge and don't realize all the above describes me, you have my sympathy.

Apparently you dumbasses auditioning for the show think all of this isn't that big of a deal. Two of the dumbest are even resorting to talking total b.s. about me. I was even talking with one person about helping each other, and they dropped the ball.

Well I know it is eating them up inside to know how dumb they really are, so I am posting the How Dumb Are You Quiz with permission from Dean Hunt and his killer bunnies. Anybunny that uses bunnies (especially ones that kill) in their marketing is cool with me and my marketing wabbits, Piggly Wiggly and Bunkins.

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you now in?

Answer Below:

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are?

Answer Below:

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Third Question:

Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Answer Below:

Answer: Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3, Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer Below:

Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, into the shop comes a blind man who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?

Answer Below:

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask.
It's really very simple.

I haven't even really begun my "big" marketing for top affiliate challenge, so we'll see if anybunny pulls their head out of you know were before auditions are over.

Dumb people are made not born. So don't be dumb like the other people auditioning for the Top Affiliate Challenge reality show.

Go Vote 10 for Me Right Now and Prove How Smart You Are.

You can vote 10 once every single day, and be sure to tell your friends and family!

big jason
P.S. Vote 10 for the following people as well. Buy them a super vote too as long as you give me credit too.