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Giant Email Marketer Bleeding All Over Mexico

Don’t try this at home.

I’ve finally come to accept the painful truth that all things in Mexico
are built for “little” Mexicans and not giant gringos…

     Let me explain.

     You know how hey say a picture is worth a thousand words?

     Well, just look at this recent picture of me below…

     I was walking to Walmart here in Cabo San Lucas with my girlfriend (little bunny) and her daughter (jackrabbit)…

     Every ten feet or so on the path leading up to the store was a
pole displaying an ad on top and then a strange metal bar that just so
happened to stretch out across at eye level for anybunny 6’11″…

     Of course I noticed this and started ducking every ten feet or so
when another bar would ask if it could smack me in the face…

     Towards the end of the path I started explaining to jackrabbit about negotiating with taxis.

     I was looking down every so often which is normal when I’m speaking to little people…

     Well, I must really love negotiating with taxis because I somehow
forgot to watch out for one of the last metal bars and WHAM….

     There I was lying flat on my back, eyes closed and blood pouring down my face…

     And the first thing that came to mind was, “wow. this is going to make a great picture in an email!“.

     If the image above wasn’t clear enough, here is a close up of the carnage…

This hurt pretty bad

     Getting punched in the face by a pole is not my idea of having fun.

     BTW,  I’m going to be blogging more…

     So be on the lookout, and I’ll talk to you real soon.

     Big Jason

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     *: (=’ :’) :*
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     P.S. Would love to connect with you online…

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